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by The Caldera

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Get in the sardonic holiday spirit with this song I wrote Xmas Eve '15 and am just now releasing!

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So Christmas is coming
I mean, Super Holiday Fun Time
Or just Winter Time (off work)
But that's beside the point
What I really meant to say
Without sounding like a jerk

Is happy Hanukkah
It's something that happens too
And I typically celebrate both
As a multicultural quarter Jew

Happy holidays
I hope you have good times this year
With family and some friends
Or just Netflix and cold beer
Happy holidays. Drink up.

Fry up lotsa latkes
I've never eaten or cooked one
But they seem fun
Light up the menorah
Just be sure to clean out all
Of the wax when you're done

Cause it can get real gunky
And tricky to reuse the next night
I'm just looking out for you
Because I want your week to be outta sight

Happy Holidays
I hope you have good times this year
There haven't been many Hanukkah songs
Since Sandler sank his own career
Happy holidays. Enjoy.

And I know what you're thinking
What about Kwanzaa, Solstice, Yule, Wren Day
But I've only so much space for lyrics
And only so much time to look up these days online
And I don't have cultural ties to them anyway

Happy Holidays
To all who feel a bit left out
Inundated with Christmas songs
From the festively devout
Happy Holidays. Okay. Feel better.


released December 24, 2016
Written, performed, recorded, mixed, & mastered by Chris Ammann in Caldera Collapse Studio, Buffalo Grove, IL.


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